Leaving the comforts of home (for the children of infomercial-loving parents)

It's sad to see a fireplace LCD screen made by the Amish go. Probably even worse to abandon an upside-down back-stretcher-outer (it also makes your hair healthier, says dad). But that's what's behind us. Ahead of us lies the open road (sounds sexier than the open rail...OR DOES IT???), DEEP DISH PIZZA, strange tragicomedies, the promised land, CLARITY performed in its ENTIRETY, Pattybear, endless soup (with lots-o-bread), Mormons (fuckin Brandon Pansies), the San Fran limpwristed, fuckin awesome organic tea shit, and the Pacific.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW: DC->Chi City->Denver->Mormon Land->San Fran

There is an alternative weekly based out of each city. We will take them all and complete 1/128 of each crossword. Also, we will be following Jimmy Eat World the whole time. We didn't plan it, we swear.